how can u be prego again
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
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I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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