He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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