he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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