how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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