whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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