I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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