Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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