he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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