Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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