"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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