It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
sex in a hospital.. check
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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