where am i from again
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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