I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Ketchup is God's man juice
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he was CRYING into my vagina
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
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It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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