just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Ketchup is God's man juice
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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