Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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