I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
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But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
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the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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