She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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