How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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