What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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