now i know why i became what i already was.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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