i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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