Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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