problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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