what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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