remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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