I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
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Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
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When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.