Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
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It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
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I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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