My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"