oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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