Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
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hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
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Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.