I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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