So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
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Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
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Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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