yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
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