we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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