from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
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I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
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The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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