Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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