I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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