can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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