I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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