The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
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