He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
