I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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