Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
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oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
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I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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