That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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