No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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