yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
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At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
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which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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