The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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