sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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