Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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