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Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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