It's Friday. Sex?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
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throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
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i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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