no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
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