Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
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Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
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This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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