My cat gives me a boner
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
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So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
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I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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