god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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