dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
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