did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Your penis caused this!
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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