Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
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I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
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SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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