It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Semen is not good for contacts.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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