dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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