PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
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...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
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Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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